10 things i lik abt sch currently....(nt according to any order)

1)1KEESIAO 07!!!!<33
2)GUIDES!!! =DDDD <33
3) KF!! <333=DD
4) THE SWING NXT TO THE CHURCH!!!!!<3333 ^^
5) ALL MY FRIENDS(OF COZ =D) <333
6) THE WATER COOLERS OUTSIDE 3A CLASSRM N THE ONE OUTSIDE THE TOILET OF THE SEC1 BLOCK LV 1 =DDDDDDDDDDDD
7) LIBRARY^^
8) STAYING BACK TILL V LATE (EVRYDAY) WIF ALOT OF PPL!!! =DDD
9) OHYA...MY SENIORS (OF COZ) =DDD
10) PE!! HAHA XDDD

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hmm...improved my maths...but still failed LOL...anw, 2day PE was FUN!!!! ran wif jacinth chua n melanie for the 2km thing....hahah...kept chatting all the way...took 13mins+ 2 complete it...=D plyed badminton aft tt...fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!@ 1st me n huizhen ply wif mandy n shijia...i tink is a tie..=X or if nt dey win lor...lols....den erm..ltr shelton joined in...quite pro...but his poses r.....*ahem...lol...den ply wif hweefen n xin yi....danica joined in ltr....whoohoo....hweefen!!! y u lik 2 hit the thing either too right or tooo left? lol...den y use yr hand catch the shuttlecock instead of usin the racket 2 hit bac...haha den....hmmm so fast over le...wanna ply more but needa kip the stuff le...ohya...tmr eng test topic - things tt revovle ard yr daily life? hmm doin ahs..haha...coz dun nid any research...juz read the bk can le....hahah...den hmm....recess...saw alot of ppl -.- DUH...lols...den hmmm...some boys in our class scolded 1J?? PEACE OUT MAN..=DD den went up....eng time...den...SEL...quite fun!! watched 'ice princess' nicee...=D den hist time....mr huang cut his hair o0 den his mood i tink was nt reeally gd....hmm... owells....hahah...OMG OUR 'DOOM' went 2 1J....den chai lao shi tok tok tok tok....say we needa do reflections...muz b in the bottom of our words....den...hmm....LET THER B PEACE WITHIN 1J N 1K =DDD den zhenglaoshi den tok abt tmr de....den sch over le....hweefen went 2 do duty while i errrr....4gt wad i did le =X anw plyed the swings wif yan yan n cherlin!!! =DDD lol the thing almost topple over....den went 2 buy bubble tea den cum up...i went 2 class...heard the noises n knew tt ther r ppl in it -.- den ms lam, hailong, weehong, danica,irene,yingyan, shelton...dunno hu liao..dey all chatting ard....weehong n shelton drawing on board... those maple things (?!?!?!?!) den draw elephant -.- den bla bla bla....said jokes all these....den went 2 library saw yan yan n cherlin...went 2 find hweefen...haven do finish yet -.- only @ the 3rd para?!?! lols...den used com den ply swing again den waaa...saw lightning XD den quikly go 2 shelter...go the stairs ther...sang songs all these haha...den go bac le....went 2 the terrace hses wif hweefen 2 try our luck but in the end failed...o wells....gonna buy ALOT OF COUPONS for MYSELF =.= lol.... ok i shall say this once more.....


let ther b PEACE!!! PEACE OUT !!! XD

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HEYYS!! ytd's campfire WAS DAMN FUN N HIGH MAN!!! =DDDDDDDDDDDD reached 7 eleven ard 3.30pm+ yea i WAS late...haf alot of trouble wearing the scarf...took almost 1hr...lols... anw, saw shihui n minli ^^ dey say dey saw xinzi maam n zhising maam in 85 market den dey quikly ran away....run until 7 eleven ther haha...den we all bought mashed potato den ate while w8in 4 hwee fen....she was even later dan me....haha..her mom so gdd.. help us all tie braids....ahhh..even my fringe was tied up...felt quite strange w/o my fringe...haiix....when i went 2 e toilet wif hweefen, i was shocked... i looked weird!!! lols...den we checked our attire den went out...minli juz tie finish....den the 3 kf de went 2 the toilet...hweefen is re-tying her hair....so...we very ZI LIAN..hahaha....we took lots of pics of we 3...in the toilet?!!? haha....we dint smiled in 1 photo...acting emo?!!?! hahas....minli used her hp camera 2 chek her hair.....but it juz cant work...o.o...den well, we chek our attire once more...aft all, we've spent 30 cents.....den went out....woots, went 2 buy bubble tea...den realised it was 5pm+ ahh...we den half drink half walk 2 sch....we cant drink anymore...so threw it away....aww such a waste!!...lols...saw sec2s in e toilet...all tying braids..den all e sec 1s (xcept me...coz my hp's @ home) took out their hp n strt taking vid/pics of dem....we all decided tt we shld post it on youtube...hahaha...anw, when we go 2 concourse, time 2 fall in le....wa.... felt lik coughin when fallin in tt time...woots...den evry 1st person of ea patrol is called 2 check her patrol de attire..o0 sec 1s leh..how 2 chek..lols....in e end gt help frm joan...yayys..lol....den handed in the consent form...4 mins break thing den go liao...all chiong 2 e bus....annabella fell when running up the slope...im juz bside her...i saw her fell...omg....den alot of ppl run 2 her...saying r u alright...sum ppl laughed sum ppl..dunno wad....hmm, sat wif minli...hahas...den we strted a eating spree...lol...the maams gav us potato chips..yays..thx!!! =DD den pass here pass ther....den on our way ther, the bus driver dunno how 2 go ther...den e maams gt sum trouble givin him the directions...saw a huge grp of scouts...sum waved @ us...o0 lols.....den saw a couple *ahem* on the pathway bside the road...lols....den erm saw the HQ!!! wooo!!! finally reached RI...waaa..it was lik soooo BIG!!!! lol mr huang's mu3 xiao4...-.-anw, sat down....chatted wif e maams?! n plyed 9 9 times table..lol...den gei3 wo3 tempo....haha....arm wrestle?!?! n sang sum songs...finally can go liao...wa...air-con place...sigh* no fire....hahas...but it was STILL fun!!!! we gt the most "SPIRITED" which is the most ENTHU AWARD!!!! WHOOOHOOO!!! when sing songs tt time we gt HIGH!!!den rushed in front...ohya...bfore the campfire is opened, shihui volunteered out 2 tell a joke..WAAA SO BRAVE OF HER!!!! so envious...hahas....den screamed den sang lik crazy...we went almost MADD!!!!!!!!!! woots......it rocked!!!dicky is such a cute name...=DDD den when the cf ended, sum maams cried....coz i tink it's their last cf...awww...='((( lol..im gettin emo le.....took a grp photo...=D den fall in....head count den stood @ ease....well, den go bac le...all the sec 1s actually wanted 2 eat near the bedok mrt ther....kfc i tink...den the maams goin 2 mac so in the end went 2 mac...E SEC 1S WENT MADD IN THE BUS!!! WE CHEERED, SANG N SCREAMED!!! wheeeeeeeeeee..........sum maams joined in...re-teach us the new songs...yay i rmb le....My ship sailed frm china wif a cargo of tea All laden with presents for u n 4 me They brought me a fan, juz imagine my bliss When i fan myself daily lik this lik this lik this lik this~~~ den Flea, Flea fly, flea fly flo, vista,coomalah coomalah coomalah vista oh no no no not the vista eeny meeny decimeeny ooua loo a la meeny, achimeeny zalimeeny ooua loo a ... beat bilee od'en dod'en boi boi ber did'en dad'en ssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... hail hail the gang's all here nvm the weather here we r 2gether hail hail the gang's all here let the trouble strt right now...lols...still gt sum old ones we had already learnt...den sang this little guiding light of mine the last....den gt off the bus...a few maams cried....annabella oso gt emo den cried oso....den gt ppl all c her den console her....mostly the sec 1s 1st.. =X we all crowded ard her...saying dun cry dun cry..xcept 4 me...i pretended cryin....den dey say i lik ghost -.-lll den e seniors giv her tissue paper wipe her tears....haven farewell yet...cannot cry ah.....>.< den she gt better den all go mac...shared nugget wif shi hui....ahhh i go bite the nugget den bite until my teeth bcum shaky....den my whole mought gt blood...lols...all stared @ me...n eeeee =XX lol....wad? it's only blood wad....can drink de....lols....in the end , rinsed my mouth abit den go buy ice cream....minli go mixed coke wif the mac flurry...quite nice....haha..she eat until...erm....dunno how 2 say....den alot of e maams lik aiyo...lol....hmm...den went home ard11pm+ the lights goin off liao...sat mrt wif shihui..@ the platform ther...i suddenly rmb..OH YA...THIS IS BEDOK!!! I CAN SIT 87 BAC HOME...AHHHHHHH.....................LOL....den sat mrt....no choice...haiix....ahh...reacched home @ 12am liddat...omg .... gonna b emo liao.....gonna b farewell for e sec 4s....im so nt looking 4ward 2 tt.....mayb will cry on tt day.....we only known one another for juz a few months n we've bcum as close as sisters....haiix....but i tink aft tt, we'lll go their class chat wif dem hahaha....=XXX haiix...im depressed once again n bye...

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hmm heyys!...this post gonna b quite saddistic (for me)well, here it goes...lessons r nthin much...lit was v fun!! esp the game show!!! whoohoo!! chicken dance!!! hahahaha......den took the eng leaflet thing aft sch...ended @ 2pm....rushed n changed by 2.10pm...whew...almost late......2day was the last act wif e maams liao....cant really smile throughout....juz too sadd...altho the games r fun....but juz think of it....altho we all haf been thru gd or bad and known one another for juz a few months, dey were juz lik our sisters, guiding us thru.....now....it's the last official day wif dem......cant bear.....but dey haf 2......for the sake of their future......juz hop tt we can haf a sort of gathering aft the exams......tt's the only thing we can hop for now.....well, during the photo taking session thing......coy photo...well, still can smile...oya...saw sharyn ^^ but well, when it's our patrol 2 tak....i forced myself a smile 2 the camera....dunno y but cant really smile naturally...well, it's time 2 dismiss...the word that i dreaded 2 hear the most.....but juz 2 tink of it, i shld remain as cheerful as possible...as the law in the guide law reads A Guide Is Cheerful In All Situations (sth liddat)

so yea.... =)) styed bac....went 2 e toilet =X saw minli, yan yan, cherlin, shihui n alot of guides...woots...it's sort of a guides meeting?!?! diao.....anw, went bac 2 e concourse den pack up, clear up sum of e things...den my n hweefen tok abt The Army Days...tt movie tt ms farah showed us XD haha DROP 10! heex...well, den go liao...in guides u!!!hahaha den me, hwee fen n jiaying walk 2gether lo......vivien was long gone.....i mean lots of guides r long gone too...esp the sec 4s...lol...n sec 1s (kindda)...suddenly a whole bunch of sec 3s were walkin in front of us....hweefen of course, freaked out..AGAIN....omg...her phobia of seniors had worsen.....lol...den saw tt dog again haha...so cute ^^..hweefen said tt mayb the seniors all gonna sit the bus 222/14 den i die liao....but she IS wrong! wahahahahaha....dey went 2 85 market ther...eat of coz?!?! anw, saw vivien n mindy @ the bus stop...haha....vivien tio shock when she saw me sitting behind her.....lols.....den sat wif her in bus 66...lols...she v PRO hor...frm 45 can c until 66 -.-well, den when i reach home already lik 8.30pm?!wells, slept for 13 hours....-.-lll den wake up eat wash up den here....using the com... OMGOMGOMG!!!!! 2DAY'S THE CAMPFIRE!!!!!!!YAYYYY!!! OMG 2PM LIAO...GOTTA GO!!!BYEEEES....=DD u tot im being cheerful already?! actually, no..im cheerful on the outside, depressed on the inside....can cry any moment.........haiix....ok..will end the saddistic post now...bye...

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HEYYS!=DD juz came bac frm sch....sat mrt 2day..haha....coz no1 walkin tt way....so walked wif danica...saw eunice (frm 1J) de...den dey go another side...coz dey goin a diff route frm mine....lol..kept waving gdbye 2dem....even in the train....even when the mrt train is moving...lol....anw, 2day's lessons...hmmm...quiet boring....chionged chinese wb 2day...XD n stole an acrylic piece frm the d & t workshop =X coz..well, it's nice =X lol....well, almost gonna complete my photo frame le....50%....made the pig ^^ whee.....anw, hahas.....i gt 16/30 for my lit brochure thing....lol almost failed.....coz too little words le...most of the space r filled wif drawings =X lol...furthermore i 4gt abt the food n culture thing...haiix..better work harder nxt time.....OMG!!! juz 22 MORE DAYS (includin 2day) TO OUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!! haiix....less than 1 month....well, better strt mugging =X esp my hist n maths....if nt fail liao...ohya....plus art (-.-)...i hate art man.....hu likes it?? ok fine....i lik art but den...i hate those erm....dunno how 2 say la...juz those kindda art....hate sketching the most.....esp sketchin a person....frm a person can sketch until lik a monster lor....but luckily n hopefully, we're nt learning sketching this year....WOWWW!!! juz look on the bright side......NO MORE HISTORY N D & T IN A FEW MORE WEEKS TIME!!!WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!! DUN NID 2 MEMORISE LIK SIAO...DUN NID LEARN THOSE ENGINEERING DRAWINGS THING....YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOME ECONS!!!I LUV IT!!!! SO FUN!!! COOK PANCAKES XD....JELLY ALL THESE...YAYY.....WELL, MAY THE TIME PASS QUIKLY!!! XD well, gav cher lin her card...making 1 4 yingxuan =D tmr givin her....^^ wells, 2day aft sch tt time, full of laughter.....coz weehong lor...say remedial for the recess period...lols....den shi jia teach him wad 2 buy 4 his fren's present....how 2 go ther...den dey draw on the board...indicatin how 2 go.....lol....the B1,B2,B3 de....weehong go write until B18...coz ther r 18 LVLS IN HELL...lols! den he sat on the chair....listening 2 shijia...but he kept laughin in the middle...lols...coz shijia mentioned abt the OIO shop...(he xiang3 wai1) n kept laughin...lols...den alot of jokes la....den hmm....2day go home wif danica coz hweefen hav 2 go bac 2 her pri sch (again) 4 dunno wad thing....hmm...owells.....another day had passed juz liddat....1K ROCKS! =D KF ROCKS!! =D GUIDES ROCK!! =Dwell, dey all rock my life....=) well, let's juz hop 4 the besst n head on 4 another 'original' n a day filled wif laughter...=)) felt quite depressed nowadays....hmm...dunno y...haiix....can almost cry any time....well, tt's life...rachel! cheerups...haiix....an1 wei4 myself....ok ba...nth 2 write le...byee...=)

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hmm...ok....my com HANGED juz now....n deleted all my xin1 xue3 in tt exceptionally long post! almost gonna finish lor...omg I FAILED MY MATHS TEST!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!XDXDanw, 2day ok la...IT'S FRIDAY THE 13TH!!! BUT 2DAY NT SO BAD LARS...anw, 1st period....sci...went thru the slides...2day period....maths....aft lessons we mak her wait until mr huang came....he was lik blushing la...lol...i itnk we r bullying dem leh.....haiix.....anw, hist...nth much.....aft tt is hcl....go thru tt ke wen thing...n recess! rushed to outside the staff rm ther...too many ppl le...so aft sch den take the hist retest....well, smuggled food for the 6th time le.....XD lols....den inside class wh is lik teaching recess period....lols...i kip laughin lor...he teach abt apple...-.-lll den aft bell ring....he say y no1 lik thnk him 1? he so ren2 jian4 ren2 ai4...lols...den i laughed again.....ahh...art period....gonna haf test liao....abt racial harmony...needa use the methods she had taught us...haiix....sians.....needa design...ah.....well, eng nxt....hmm..nth much...i dint ting1 ke4....=XXX hahas...anw, aft sch, i chiong 2 the toilet, changed clothes within 2 mins den chiong 2 outside staffrm tak retest...i CHEATED!! XDi peek into the tb when mr huang is nt ther...hahas...ms lam IS THER TOO!! hahas...aft doin the paper, me n charlene giv her the test papers...call her 2 giv mr huang the papers..XD den run downstairs...hmmm fall in le...woahhhh ALOT of ppl did punishments....lik 1 whole row lor...den...hmm...den did footdrills...hmm ok la....den erm...did modules...lol we all gt all our ans RONG XDXD well, PT TIME!!! WHOOHOO!!!!!!! WE DID 6 SETS W/O GETTING TIRED!!!! FELT SO ACCOMPLISHED....^^ I LUV PT NOW LE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!PT ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! den we ran 4 levels den run down again within 1 min 5 secs in the 1st round , 1 mins 2 secs in the 2nd round......whooohooo....even tho we were late, it's quite ok le...we did improve...den we did ba gua cheer...wa...every1 ws damn enthu.....anw, den we fall in @ concourse.....fangying (ermm...nid i/c ma?) say juz now we did 6 sets..now do 10 sets...we all were lik...shocked until cant say anything...den when we open the poncho halfway, she said jkjk....now is GAMES TIME!!! evry1 were lik wa kao.....scary sia.....den ply erm...call names de....but is CHINESE NAMES!!! quite fun tho...den ply gei3 wo3 tempo....den SPLAT!!! damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn fun!!!^^ den fall in le.... well, evry1 did punishments.....jrs do 30 jumping jacks n the COH ppl do double...wa......so ke liannn.....anw, den erm...........................................................................................................................................ohya...the campfire @ RI...minli,shihui n hwee fen going..ME TOO!!! ALL THX 2 YINGXUAN!!!!YAY!!!!TYTYTYTY!!!!!!!!!MUZ THNK U 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUV YA!!!!!!!!!!!!=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD yay now all the sec 1s in kf r goin 4 the campfire!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXD den erm gt a letter..by sum1 parents.....to the sch...say tt her daughter complained tt gg v xin ku.....gt 1 time did 185 pumpings @ 1 GO...n now she is v scared of evry fri activity...omg.....whr gt so many pumpings @ 1 go de lor....gt water breaks wad.....gt pause awhile 1 wad.....aiyoo....wonder is hu...is a sec 3 tt's 4 sure...hmm....dunno hu........well, den gt our own hb n song bk le.....XDXD den erm.....shihui is helping us buy the polish thing...XDXD TYTY!!! ohya...it's cherlin, cecilia & yingxuan b'day rite?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 DEM!!!! =DDD HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U ALL,HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U!!!! ^^den well, styed bac......i go pour myself wif water...XD well, den hweefen needa go home le...so i styed bac wif vivien...ply the xiang si dou..lols...until the uncle switch off the lights...den we go home...on our way bac home, saw tt dogg!! tt dog tt always cum our sch...XD den saw cfj den went home...waited for over 30mins 4 the 2pid bus 66!!!! haiyo...den vivien wanna b cl so she memorised the commands until gu3 gua1 lan4 shou2.....includin the v long 1......den....erm.....reach home @ 8.30....den use com....now gonna bathe le...=X ok....go le...no pics again....byebye....^^

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hmmm...2day nt really much things happen in sch...2day lit....I LUV THE GRPS HU PRESENTED!! so nice.....lik the movie trailer 1...gt their working process...lol..den the diarama 1...so nice!!! so cute lor...den the game show postpone nxt week...the comic strip was quite nicee...^^ hmmm...reccess time...went wif jacinth, melanie, eunice, hweefen, lol kip mixing ard de.....well, ACC time...FUN!!! went ard the sch searching ans for the ws abt the sch history.....run here n ther...den when we go bac class tt time, sum1 screamed....chai lao shi ask hu is the person...no1 admitted...i wonder is hu...hmmm.....den she say the person muz admit bfore the nxt ACC lesson if nt the whole class will tio punish.....lol den when hcl tt time...zheng lao shi say tt person muz admit if nt really whole class tio punish....evry1 cheered -.-lll coz 1 for all all for 1....1 punish all muz punish...woahh...lik so gan dong lor..... whole class do punishment 2gether...^^ well, tt's 1 of the reason y i lik this class =DDD...anw, aft HCL.....w8 ltr cum bac den continue..needa rush 4 lessons le...bb

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well, juz bac frm a fun day!! the lessons r the miserable exceptions....well, im almost late for the guides coy meeting...when i reached ther, evry1 was sitting down.....ahhh....den i quikly sat down n c the time...it's 6.59am wad......phew...im nt late...T_T den w8 awhile fall in le.....den dey giv out those coupons we needa sell...ahh...cant really ask my class 2 buy...(eventually i did...)coz our class gt 5 guides leh...lols....den go 4 asmbly....den go bac class...eng! we were told 2 discuss abt the poster thing in our grps, but we end up toking n doodling on the piece of paper XD luckily we were nt caught =X den is lit time...hmm tok abt dunno wad character thing n blahblahblah.....maths time...gt my maths test paper bac...flunked it....7/25...woots...XD 1st time fail...whoohoo!!!!!!!!!den go c ms lam during recess time....lol she xplained 2 me,danica,bangxiang n dave @ 1 go...coz no time le....den i finally noe...the questions are actually EASY but i go mak it COMPLICATED n in the end i anyhow do...wth...lol...maths common test is on the day aft tmr le....jiayou!! lol...den it's hcl le...yays...test postpone 2 tmr...den copy down the bi3 ji4...den blablabla...

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heyyys! changed my skin =) lol here r sum funny thoughts which i've extracted frm a web...u NEED NOT read all of dem..juz sum...=)but if u wanna read all den read lor....ok...here r the thoughts....


If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment?
Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why do we wash behind our ears?
Who really looks there?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television?
Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?
Can mute people burp?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why did Mary own a little lamb?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Why can’t a baby cry while it’s inside its mother?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Why are Pringles curved?
What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?
Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"?
Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Can bald men get lice??
How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Why is snow white and ice clear?
Aren't they just different forms of water?
Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why do we wash behind our ears?
Who really looks there?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
"How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
"Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?
Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"?
Wouldn't be more fun toeat a big one?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?
If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Can you cry under water?
If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny?When obviously we do?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for yourthoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going too ?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
Why is Christmas colors red and green when Santa's suit is red and white?
Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they rememberthat they forgot?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
Do cows have calf muscles?
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
Do babies produce more spit than adults?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

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